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” Boss:Where Were U Born “
Boss:where were u born?
Sardar:punjab
Boss:which part in Punjab?
Sardar: kya which part?
Puri body born in Punjab.
” 1st Sardar: Aaj Mera Birthday “
1st sardar:
aaj mera birthday hai,dil krta hay naha lon
2nd:
yar abi pichley saal hi to nahaye thy.
1st:
Bas yar usi din se saaf rehney ki aadat par gai hai ..
” Pathan Aur Sardar “
Pathan Aur Sardar sath sath Bany Hue Toilet Main Baithy Thay.
Sardar Ko Qabz Tha, Aur Pathan Ko Loose Motion.
Sardar Ne Pathan Ke Toilet Se Patt Patt Patt Phrr Prrr Phrrr Pritch Pritch Ki Awaz Suni To Dukh Bhary Lehjay Main Bola:
“Hum Yahan 1 Muskrahat Ko Taras Rahe Hain Aur Wahan Qehqahey Pe Qehqahey Lag Rahe Hain.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
” Ager Meri Beti Ho To Kehna FAIL “
Sardar to nurse:
Ager meri beti ho to kehna FAIL
or agr beta ho to kehna PASS..
Bacha paida hote hi mar gaya..
Nurse:
Sardar ji apki “SUPLI”
aye ha.
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