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” Ek PATHAN.. larki say “
Ek PATHAN.. larki say
Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga..
Larki: woh kaisay
PATHAN: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga, bache ka name SAWAB KHAN rakhenge.
” Pathan Girlfriend K Sath Ghomne Gya “
Pathan Girlfriend k sath ghomne gya,or ahista se bola
Mre dil ma bat hy mgar kehte hue Ghbrata hon
Girl:kaho na,
plz Keh do na
Pathan:
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Tmare pas Nswaar hy?
” 1 Pathan Apna Rshta Daikhnay Gya “
1 pathan apna rishta dekhnay gya ghar walo ne kaha
dono ko akela chor do Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay
bahan bhai hen Larki gusy me pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
” Pathan Aur Sardar “
Pathan Aur Sardar sath sath Bany Hue Toilet Main Baithy Thay.
Sardar Ko Qabz Tha, Aur Pathan Ko Loose Motion.
Sardar Ne Pathan Ke Toilet Se Patt Patt Patt Phrr Prrr Phrrr Pritch Pritch Ki Awaz Suni To Dukh Bhary Lehjay Main Bola:
“Hum Yahan 1 Muskrahat Ko Taras Rahe Hain Aur Wahan Qehqahey Pe Qehqahey Lag Rahe Hain.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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