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” THE EMPTY PART “
How does the blood reach at ur head against gravity?
Simple……
No matter what is the direction,
Liquid always flows towards “THE EMPTY PART” 
” Life Of A Student “
Life Of A Student:
Josh Hai
Hosh Nhi
Wallet Hai
Paise Nhi
Attendance Hai
Lecture Nhi
Mobile Hai
Balance Nhi
Exam Hai
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna hai
Mood Nhi…:)
” What Is education? “
What is education?
Education is an organized system through
which we waste half of our life to
learn how to waste the remaining half of our life.
” Newton’s “First Law Of Chichora Pan “
Newton’s “First Law of Chichora pan”
“Every chichora continues to do chichorpan unles a chamat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Ghairat remains constant.
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